Supermoon GIVE IT TO ME CONTEST Deadline: 7/12/14 11:59 p.m. CST

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Everyone’s talking about the ‘raunchy’ protagonist, Palma Piedras of GIVE IT TO ME


Just how ‘raunchy’ is she? It all depends, don’t it? Try our quiz here. First five to answer 8 out of 10 correctly win a personally autographed copy mailed to your door. Answers on L/T ‘Zine FB page or send all ten to: Deadline: Super full moon mañana July 12 11:59 CST. (In case of dispute, answers must be cited from literal quotes in the text.)

1. Palma Piedras actually bangs her primo, i.e., the protagonist has a genuine incestuous relationship. (True or False?)

2. Palma Piedras swigs down tequila shots easily porque lo hacía por fichas en los bares de Tijuana. (True or False?)

3. Palma Piedras has a 6th toe just like her biological mother, Angela. (True or False?)

4. Palma Piedras hooked for her Columbian husband, Rodrigo in Medellín.

5. Palma’s lover Ursula names their pooch, Romeo because they do three-way with the dog. (True or False.)

6. Palma Piedras became promiscuous because she was raped by her uncle, tío Yimmy/Jimbo. (True or false.)

7. Palma Piedras worries a lot about how huge her ‘bubble butt’ looks in jeans. (True or false.)

8. Palma Piedras got over her shyness by doing poetry slams with her lover Fierce H. (True or false.)

9. Palma Piedras was born in a village in Mexico and was transported in the back of a troca with her grandmother and uncle. (True or false.)

10. Palma Piedras’ greatest desire in life was to fly a plane across the ocean like Amelia Earhart( except that the protagonist wanted to do it while intoxicated). (True or false.)


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